The fridge is empty; the oven is cold. Looks like no one is making dinner tonight.
Brad decides to go to his friend’s house next door. Brad’s been known to drop by Frank’s house at odd hours. He rings the doorbell, but no one answers. He knocks on the door, which swings open.
“Hello?” Brad calls out, as he closes the door shut behind him. The foyer leading to the living room is dim, but a light is shining off from the right side, where the kitchen is located. He walks toward the light, hearing what sounds like someone hacking through tough meat. He enters the kitchen and sees the back of a giant man in the middle of butchering a body.
“Hey, Frank, do you need help?”
The giant man turns around and sighs, “Hell yes, if you want to eat, you gotta help. You know the rules. Get yourself a cleaver over there and chop up this arm.”
“Gladly. I’m starving like a maniac. Let’s do this.”
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Ewwww…I hope the arm was at least 40% reduced fat!
Thanks for submitting your story, Karina! You made the monsters hungry.
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I aim to feed the bloodthirsty . . .
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A man’s gotta eat! Awesome.
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The cannibal diet promotes longevity! Wait. No it doesn’t.
–FlyTrapMan–
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It depends on whose got the cleaver . . .
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Seriously twisted! I LOVE IT! 😉
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Seriously twisted…and no artificial flavoring!
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HAHA! You all are the best! Xp
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True . . . it’s all naturally bloody and some gristle . . .
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This superb story makes me want a hunk of arm meat! Thwack!! You know it’s good when the kitchen walls have texture. Lol. I like the graphics, too — so graphic! Bone appetite.
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Chop! Chop! Chop! Whew…I need a new apron.
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But you look good in bloody red!
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Would you like that with or without mustard?
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No condiments but some french fries would be outstanding! You always have the best arm roast in town 😀
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Arm roast tastes great with red potatoes!
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You guys are a scream! Thanks for the post! BTW, the arm was organic at one time.
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No problem! You fed the monsters some meat! Now they’re going to want more…oh no…
–FlyTrapMan–
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