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O Deathmas tree! O Deathmas tree!
Thy leaves are so bloody.
O Deathmas tree! O Deathmas tree!
Thy leaves are so bloody.
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Not only red when a dead body is here,
especially when it’s knifed and speared.
O Deathmas tree! O Deathmas tree!
Thy leaves are so bloody.
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O Deathmas tree! O Deathmas tree!
Such pain do you bring me!
O Deathmas tree! O Deathmas tree!
Such pain do you bring me!
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For every year this Deathmas tree,
Brings to us such a killing spree,
O Deathmas tree! O Deathmas tree!
Such pain do you bring me!
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O Deathmas tree! O Deathmas tree!
You’ll ever be dying!
A symbol of horror and fear.
You’ll ever be dying!
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Each screaming bite
Each black bell knell
No one alive spreads cheer, for they’re all in Hell.
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O Deathmas tree! O Deathmas tree!
You’ll ever be dying.
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Deathmas Tree Illustration By
Poet Rummager
Written By
Merry Christmas, Darling
Killing contracts have all been filled.
The Deathmas crush is through.
But I still have one wish to make –
A heinous one for you.
Merry Deathmas, darling!
You’re head’s caved in, that’s true.
But everyday’s a helliday when I’m devouring you.
The thirty severed heads on my tree,
I wish I had sixty.
I wish it everyday.
Roasting eyeballs in the fire,
fill me with desire,
to dig up bodies from graves.
And I wish you Merry Deathmas.
Merry Deathmas, darling.
Horror New Year, too.
I have one wish on this Deathmasing —
on this Deathmasing
I wish more room
in the freezer
for you!
I wish more room
in the freezer
for you!
Merry, Merry Deathmas… Darling!
Written
by
SlasherMonster Magazine 
Roasting eyeballs in the fire,
fill me with desire,
to dig up bodies from graves.
PR: You da bomb.
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I’ll send you the roasted eyeball recipe!
Lol. Thanks Karina! Merry Christmas!!❄💋⛄
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Same to you!
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Roasted eyeballs are very nutritious!
–FlyTrapMan–
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Reading both of these, I could hear the sound of Misfits, which is great.
Merry Christmas, sickos. 🙂
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Sickos? Aw, you read us so well, Oggy!
Merry Christmas, my Irish friend!! Do you have traditions at home for the holidays? ⛄🎄😘
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Just the usual. This year was my first sober Christmas. 😭 We were pulling crackers and what did I get but a keychain church key (bottle opener). Surely, ‘ tis a sign. 😇
All in all, it was a good Christmas. I hope it was the same for you and yours.
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Really? That’s wonderful — congratulations!! Yes, surely a sign. Giving up a vice, opens the door to bigger and better things.
It was tougher getting into the Christmas spirit this year, but I managed to find the real things that mattered in the end. 🙂
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I loooove being a sicko!
–FlyTrapMan–
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ha ha ha–room in the freezer! Wait til Santa gets his claws into that!
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Santa was good to me this year and made lots of room in my freezer! Climb on in, Chuckie.
Merry Christmas, Crow baby!! ⛄🎄💋
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Bet you got something good in your stocking!
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Well, it wasn’t coal this time, so yeah! Haha. Hope yours was lovely.
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There’s always room in the freezer.
–FlyTrapMan–
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Oh to be a rose
In the garden of weeds
with thrones
So sharp
To prick not only your finger
But to drain your heart so slowly
Ah love gift that keeps on giving
Blood
The Sheldon Perspective
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Bloody wonderful words, Shel! Thank you for taking the time to write your lovely poem. 🎄❄💋
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Never drain a heart too fast…it can get messy!
–FlyTrapMan–
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Oglach is quite right.
You are a pair of sickos. Lol. 😎
Loved both poems.
Dark,delicious and dangerous.
Each black bell knell
To dig up bodies from graves
Good work guys. 💀💀💀
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Aw, thank you, Alan! I’m on cloud 9 whenever you drop by and hope your Christmas has been joyful. ⛄🎄😘
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A sicko here…a sicko there…sickos everywhere!
–FlyTrapMan–
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Will pepto bismol make you less sick? Or would you care for more pink eyeballs?
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I’d like some Pepto Bismol flavored pink eyeballs!
–FlyTrapMan–
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How could i missed this one!!!!
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