The bloody monster snowman
terrorizes the town,
looking for maidens
he can feast upon.
His appetite is endless
as he rips heads off.
Sucking till they’re bloodless,
be certain you’re not found!
Do not look into his coal cold eyes.
He’s sure to hypnotize.
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SlasherMonster Magazine 
Maidens used to only have to worry about dragons…now they have to worry about the bloody snowman!
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Maidens need to learn not to lose their heads! Yellow and/or red snow must be avoided at all costs. 😜
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Ha — that’s a tough lesson to learn!
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Ooh, look! My Facebook page is slightly ahead of yours! ! Go Team Poet Rummager! 😁🏁🏎
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Go, go, go! Wait. I think I’m rooting for the wrong team. Oops.
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Nah, that’s the right team. 😁
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Do bloody snowmen ever melt? 😛
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They would melt for you! xo
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Ha1 One look and it’s instant death 😉
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Silly, lovely girl!
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❤
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Scary snowman. I like your Poet Rummager brand popcorn, I might have to do an endorsement for that.
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Does the Bloody Snowman make poor Oggy scared? I made him from cotton and a plastic water bottle. I wanted to make a real snowman, but it’s rare for us to get snow in our city.
I love the Poet Rummager popcorn! Fly makes them fresh and buttered, and the butter he uses is organic.
BTW: My bloody poem is a quadrille which is made up of 44 words exactly.
Thanks for stopping by! 🔪☃️
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Thanks for the information about the quadrille. I’d never heard the term until I read one that Merrill wrote. It’s a beautiful form. Peace.
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Exactly! I forgot you also read Merril’s blog. Peace.
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A new urban legend
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Haha! Be watchful of your neck around snowmen. 😀
~PR
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Haha! Awesome snowman! Would love to see what kids and their parents would do if they came across it in a park! The quadrille is perfect!
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Aw, you make me heart go pitter patter at such an enthralling scene you’ve painted in my mind. Thank you, sweet Sarah! ❤
~PR
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Hehe! 😉 I thought you might like it. 🙂 Have a fantastic day and an even more awesome week! 🙂
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You, too! 🙂
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