SMM Event: Write a Limerick

Congratulations to 
!!! Kristi !!! 
She won Eilidh’s Tomato Witch print.

Some days are serious and call for decorum. Well, that ain’t happening at SMM this weekend, so go right ahead and throw all that classiness out the window—it’s time to get wacky and maybe a tad obnoxious, too! Pour out all the goofiness from your pores…let it soak into the cyber pages of SlasherMonsterMagazine.

Do you have a wacky poem to share? Perhaps a loony limerick you want to rap? Don’t be shy! Come on over to our house, baby, and let it rrrrrrrip.

Whoa! Things are going to get a little wacky—participate in the SMM event and you’ll have a chance to win a wacky magnet. Let’s face it…you’re crazed, amazed and dazed. Is your refrigerator looking a little too normal? Don’t worry! Ryn’s wacky magnets are full of unique character, just like you!


Give a warm welcome to our ghoulish host, Karina Pinella, who also happens to be insane…… with talent, that is!


Mr. Whyner

That mister
is such a whyner.

Why you do dis?

Why you do dat?

Why you . . .

Enough already!

With my Weedwacker,

I whack off the head of Mr. Whyner.

Silence is golden,

My glass bong I be holdin’.

For hours I smoke my wacky weed;

I hear a voice—why am I a bad seed?


Written By

Karina Pinella


SMM Darkcade

  1. Write a limerick
  2. Write something wacky!


!!** Click Here & Read SMM Event Rules **!!

A Word From Ryn

Ryn Gargulinski is a writer, artist and performer who loves dogs, Reiki and vanilla coffee. She holds a BFA in creative writing and MA in English literature from Brooklyn College, with a thesis on subway folklore.

She’s been on staff of several newspapers across the nation, and her freelance writing and artwork have been featured in publications and purchased from folks around the world. Australia has awesome taste!

Rynski creates her art in her Arizona backyard, with ideas that sprout from the ongoing array of nature in her yard, dog antics in her house, and offbeat ideas in her head. 

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25 thoughts on “SMM Event: Write a Limerick

  1. Orange flame summons silver smoke.
    I have a bunch of green but please don’t ask to borrow $5…I’m still kinda broke.
    Sit in the circle. Pass me that colorful glass. Now is the time we toke.

    Your video creatively showcases Ryn’s artwork, Rose! You should make more videos. Everyone needs a wacky magnet.

    Liked by 4 people

  2. I know a wacky witch named Jess
    who flies around without a dress.
    She says her broom is better than a lover
    who’d only break her heart and make her suffer.
    It does everything she needs –
    including sweeping her off her feet.
    Who wants a man who can’t hold a candle
    to a broom with a long, thick handle?


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  3. Where you’ve been last night?
    Did IT feel… very tight?…

    Do you like this shiny gunpoint?
    You think you are a badass?
    Go ahead and finish your joint,
    And then I will shove it up your a*s


    Liked by 5 people

  4. Come gather around and I’ll tell you a tale
    About a man who died dressed as a snail
    He didn’t get far
    Without the use of his car
    For his feet were stuck
    Too close to his butt
    This story is horribly short
    But, it did have some thought….

    Liked by 1 person

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