Imagine, if you will, a classic Christmas song,
Turned into a nightmarish 12 nights of nightmares!
Behold my monstrous last chorus of
My 12 Nightmares Of Christmas
Sung to the melody of
The 12 Days Of Christmas…
On the 12th nightmare of Christmas,
These nightmares came to me—
12 Slasher Monsters
11 Bleeding Bogeymen
10 Drooling Drummers
9 Priestly Perverts
8 Butchered Trump Dolls
7 Howling Werewolves
6 Voluptuous Vampires
5 Ex-Girlfriends
4 Shower Stabbings
3 Headless Horsemen
2 Decaying Corpses
And a cemetery full of my victims
Monster Christmas to all and to all a Slasher night!
©Walt Page 2017
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Scary incisive words Walt, the 5 ex-girlfriends sent shivers down my spine and rang my bells….
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Haha, that’s great
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Haha! Yeah, scary stuff!!
PR
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Thanks for your hilarious and creepy poem, Walt!
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SMM demons approved of Walt’s poem, and they’re hungry for more.
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Reblogged this on Walt's Writings and commented:
My newest contribution to Slasher Monster 😈💀👺👹🔪
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Everyone will fear your nightmarish rendition of a Christmas classic. Thanks for contributing your work, Walt.
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Thank you sir!
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Thanks for contributing your poem, Walt. Watch out for priestly perverts!
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Happy New Year! Hope it is not a complete nightmare ❤
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Happy New Year, Lady Inese! Thank you. Nightmares aren’t so bad. ❤️
PR
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That’s THE Christmas I like 😀 5 ex-girlfriends tho !!!
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Yikes! Also — priestly perverts and voluptuous vampires are the type of nightmares that keep on giving. For sure.
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If it’s only 5 ex-girlfriends, then he’s no so bad. Happy 2018
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Haha! You’re right. Happy New Year!!
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Thanks.
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