Congratulations to !!! Kristi !!! She won Eilidh’s Tomato Witch print. Some days are serious and call for decorum. Well, that ain’t happening at SMM this weekend, so go right ahead and throw all that classiness out the window—it’s time to get wacky and maybe a tad obnoxious, too! Pour out all the goofiness from your pores…let itContinue reading “SMM Event: Write a Limerick”
Oh…please don’t mind the smell! A special stew is boiling inside my cauldron, and its filled with nutritious ingredients which I plucked from my garden: earth worms, earwigs, 3 frogs, a strange mushroom, spider web strings, and a unique, red nightshade—the tomato. Shhh…they say the tomato is a harmless vegetable, but once upon a time,Continue reading “SMM Event: Stir The Witch’s Cauldron”
Before we start our new event, congratulations to !!! Mich !!! She won Toni’s & Vern’s Haunted House Charms. Have you been sweltering in the summer heat? Has perspiration been rolling down your face and creating buckets of sweat in your belly button and other orifices you’d rather not see turn into swamps? Well, come on in! It’s cold withinContinue reading “SMM Event: Mini Monsters & Micro-Fiction”
Before we start our new event, congratulations to !!! Megaeggz !!! He won Ali’s Mini-Monster Hama Bead Painting. Boo! Turn on your proton pack, and don’t cross the streams, because we’re gonna kick the haunted house’s door down! Are you ready? Wait…have you ever been possessed? Don’t worry—you’ll start to like it after a while. Watch outContinue reading “Create Your Own Haunted House”
Before we start our new event, congratulations to !!! Ivor: Plumber/Poet !!! He won Carrie’s Jason Mask Sculpture. Flip the switch and fire up your electrical brain. Wait. hold on. You gotta give the wires time to warm up first, or there’s a high risk of blowing a fuse, and no one likes that….unless you’re theContinue reading “Haiku Event: Devil Robot”
Raise your hand if you like horror. Oh. Excuse me. I didn’t see that your hand was severed! It’s okay, just feed me a topic and I’ll unleash the hounds of horror upon the unsuspecting victims who dare to read such a dark tale about…well…did you decide yet? Think of something scary. Really scary.Continue reading “You Choose The Horror!!!”
Before we start our new event, congratulations to !!! Sheldon Kleeman !!! He won Jodi’s Fleece Monster. Sharpen your axe…it’s time to get a little blood on your shirt. Masked maniacs roam inside the dark shadows of the horror genre. They love to slice and dice, but it’s an expensive hobby! There are only so manyContinue reading “Horror Event: Are You B-B-Bad to the Bone?”
Poke your needle in the eye with a thread—it’s time to sew a six-word story! Write a six-word story about a doll Post your story in the comment section Participants will be assigned a number Jodi, owner of FranconiaRidgeStudio, has sponsored this six-word story event. Participants who were assigned a number will be automatically eligibleContinue reading “Six-Word Story Event: Jodi’s Monsters”
Did you eat those pretty shapes? It’s okay. Neither did I. The hallucinations will begin to sparkle in a few minutes; that way we’ll be on our best behavior. You visited a few of the patients around here, but there are many, many, many, many more. Trust me. Do you remember the patients’ riddles? Sam Syko’sContinue reading “Psycho Secrets: Certified Crazy People”
Shhh…come a little closer. Okay. Stop. You’re not supposed to get too close, or bad things may happen. They say it’s all in my head. The people wearing the white coats feed me these pretty, little shapes. But they never work. Is any of this real? Hold on…let me pinch you, just to make sure.Continue reading “Psycho Secrets: Looney Lucy”
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