Horror: Let Me Fang You

  Horror is sexy. Lycanthropes, zombies, and vampires will eat your face, but they’re also known for eating other things. Blood suckers and flesh love to devour innocent victims. Don’t forget your protection—sharpen your stake and let’s go teach the undead a lesson.   Vampires Werewolves Zombies   DISCLAIMER: We can argue all day long

Horror: Stupid People

  A red substance flows from underneath Margaret’s bedroom door. Elroy’s eyes stretch into bulbous orbs as sweat condenses around his brow. He grips the doorknob, exhales a soft breath, and then opens the door.   Stupid Is As Stupid Dies   Have you noticed that people’s intelligence seems to be cut in half when