This is what happens when a demonic entity possesses a pumpkin cake! Say, “Happy Birthday!” to the spawn of Satan, but don’t get too close—this devilish delectable murders taste-buds and will possess you to eat the whole damn thing. Don’t lick his icing, either, unless of course, you like flesh and bloody sprinkles. Okay, who wants to blowContinue reading “Carver Contest 2016: Demonic Pumpkin Cake”
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Mother Ghoul’s Nursery Rhymes: Jack & Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill to make whoopie in a barn. Jack heard licking sounds and found a vampire sucking a goat. Frustrated fangs tore into his throat. Now, Jack is hungry and chasing Jill around. Uh, oh—Jill fell down! Mother Ghoul invites you to make your own horror nursery rhyme using JackContinue reading “Mother Ghoul’s Nursery Rhymes: Jack & Jill”
An Incident on Bernard Boulevard
Traversing Bernard Boulevard at night, she longed to escape her loneliness. An effulgence of light illuminated from the sky and lifted her off the pavement. She smiled, her arms outstretched. Rubbing their hands together gleefully, the six-eyed aliens from a far off galaxy, awaited the arrival of their newest female specimen. And then she arrived.Continue reading “An Incident on Bernard Boulevard”
Guess The Monster Part: Spiky Thing
The game has ended—scroll and the monster will be revealed! Say…you have horns and a tail, right? Perhaps you know a thing or two about real monsters! Let’s play a little guessing game, shall we? The rules are very simple: Study the monster part photograph Leave a comment and tell everyone whatContinue reading “Guess The Monster Part: Spiky Thing”