Little Miss Muffet, Died on a tuffet, She couldn’t eat curds and whey; Some people say it was a spider, Who put fangs inside her, And forever took Miss Muffet away. (FlyTrapMan) Little Miss Muffet decided to rough it and camped in the woods all alone. In the dark of the night She had aContinue reading “Little Miss Muffet…Died On A Tuffet…”
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Mother Ghoul’s Nursery Rhymes: Jack & Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill to make whoopie in a barn. Jack heard licking sounds and found a vampire sucking a goat. Frustrated fangs tore into his throat. Now, Jack is hungry and chasing Jill around. Uh, oh—Jill fell down! Mother Ghoul invites you to make your own horror nursery rhyme using JackContinue reading “Mother Ghoul’s Nursery Rhymes: Jack & Jill”