Spreading Holiday Fear

 

 

Red Christmas

 

I’m bleeding a red Christmas,

just like the ones I used to woe

where the blood-drops glisten

and demons hissin’

 

to scare cold kids who sleigh in the snow.

 

I’m bleeding a red Christmas,

that’s why every Christmas song I write causes blight

may your nights be dreary and full of dread

and may all your Christmases be stained red

 

 

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All I Want For Christmas Is Bloody Goo

 

I don’t want a lot for Christmas.
There’s just my hunger to feed.
I don’t care about the presents.
When you tear them, they don’t bleed.
I just want you for my own—
a neck to break and lick like ice cream cone.
Make my wish come true.
Baby, all I want for Christmas is bloody goo.

 

 

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Put on those Sasquatch fur mittens and wrap your neck in a spider silk scarf…it’s gonna get cold in here!

 

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Holiday Illustrations By Poet Rummager