SMM Event: Write a Limerick

Congratulations to 
!!! Kristi !!! 

She won Eilidh’s Tomato Witch print.

Some days are serious and call for decorum. Well, that ain’t happening at SMM this weekend, so go right ahead and throw all that classiness out the window—it’s time to get wacky and maybe a tad obnoxious, too! Pour out all the goofiness from your pores…let it soak into the cyber pages of SlasherMonsterMagazine.

Do you have a wacky poem to share? Perhaps a loony limerick you want to rap? Don’t be shy! Come on over to our house, baby, and let it rrrrrrrip.

Whoa! Things are going to get a little wacky—participate in the SMM event and you’ll have a chance to win a wacky magnet. Let’s face it…you’re crazed, amazed and dazed. Is your refrigerator looking a little too normal? Don’t worry! Ryn’s wacky magnets are full of unique character, just like you!

 

Give a warm welcome to our ghoulish host, Karina Pinella, who also happens to be insane…… with talent, that is!

 

Mr. Whyner

That mister
is such a whyner.

Why you do dis?

Why you do dat?

Why you . . .

Enough already!

With my Weedwacker,

I whack off the head of Mr. Whyner.

Silence is golden,

My glass bong I be holdin’.

For hours I smoke my wacky weed;

I hear a voice—why am I a bad seed?

 

Written By

Karina Pinella

 

https://karinapinella.com/

 

SMM Darkcade

1. Write a limerick
2. Write something wacky!

 

!!** Click Here & Read SMM Event Rules **!!

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A Word From Ryn

Ryn Gargulinski is a writer, artist and performer who loves dogs, Reiki and vanilla coffee. She holds a BFA in creative writing and MA in English literature from Brooklyn College, with a thesis on subway folklore.

She’s been on staff of several newspapers across the nation, and her freelance writing and artwork have been featured in publications and purchased from folks around the world. Australia has awesome taste!

Rynski creates her art in her Arizona backyard, with ideas that sprout from the ongoing array of nature in her yard, dog antics in her house, and offbeat ideas in her head. 

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